Remember the old ads for the “Evelyn Woodhead Speed Reading Course?” I think it might have been a couple of zany guys named Cheech and Chong? In fact, I’m just going to see if I can find that ad for you. [searching YouTube.] Yep. Found them:

Well — welcome to 2016… when there are REAL ways to speed up your reading. Check this out:

If you spend a lot of time reading missionary reports, just think how much extra time you’ll have now to do missionary work! : ) (Thanks to Greg, who picked up this tip from friend, “Dan Supporter.” : ) )